Saturday, 10 October 2015

"Ladies love your mother in-law"( A must read)


Received a mail from a blog reader today and he asked me to share this little piece, i hope you enjoy it.....

So this my friend called me that she is afraid that her fiance listen more to his mum? & its disturbing her...
And am like really? When I tell some of this ladies to come & learn from "D Husband Material" himself they won't agree...

10 Things to do in a Situation like this young Ladies...Own

1. Love that Woman, when I sey that Woman I mean your mother in-law... Men like peace of mind at home & work, loving her will bring peace that will make your man happy.

2. Love that Woman the more... You'll ask questions like why is he listening to her? & I will be like, what??? Can u carry a son for 9-months & pray for him not to listen to u? We know your answer...Already.

3. Common!, Love that Woman crazily: you see love conquers it all, & you are not doing it for her, because one day you'll grow like her & have a son, that one smallie like you today will be handling your son & you will expect some love ij return. So u are doing it for yourself.


4. Love that Woman eeeeeeh; you will ask, what if am loving her but she refuse? Love her, what if I call she don't pick? Love her, what if she is not lovable? Hello...! Love her. what if she is a witch? Damn!... Is that a problem? Love the witch out-of-her & make her make heaven.

5. Love the hell out of her: take her out, buy her Chinese rice? My mum likes that... Do some background digging & find out things she like, arrange a special visit & spoil her... Have u heard of love overdose? Give her that injection of sublime affection.

6. Give her flash-share-love. The love should be so speedy that it will jam her before she realize. Ask what your man likes best, buy the condiments visit her so as you'!! cook it together. (That is something good to copy) I sabi cook am no dey for that one, remember he is used to her style before he met u? So her style plus your style equals your in charge of your man.

7. Damn, Crush her with Love. Now remember she washed the pen*s your about to handle as a wife, so why on earth would u even think of beefing your mother in-law? What?, haven't u got wisdom? Common, don't be the dumbest chick reading this post? Love that Woman joor.

8. Shock her with love... Hmmm, sow a seed that will be worth reaping. Remember one day u will be a mother in-law, so treat her as u will want to be treated.

9. Love her stupidly: visit her surprisedly, if she like banana buy like 3000 own lolzzz even her children may not have done that, it will now be in history that u are the first to give her excess of a small tin of such that she likes.
10. Hold her hands & pray with her. This will take her off-guard... Especially when the prayer is for long life for her & how she'll carry her grand children. Gist with her, women like gossip, & the more they advance they see less people to gossip with so if u engage her on a positive gossip in her own subject of interest u are sure winning the Olympic medals...

This write up came out of a friends incessant complains of how her mother in-law obeys her fiance. I am McSenator D Husband Material... Writing to cheer up some ladies. So if your a lady & your reading this, with a troubling mother in-law... No need to pray for your mother in-law to die quick, so that some girl will not pray the same prayer for u. You now have the solution. Apply it... Love does it all. Pls share to help others.

Am McSenator D Husband Material
From PH

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